February 2012
That awkward moment when you perform your "need to...
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BBC transcript to be used in wake of nuclear... →
kateoplis:
This is the Wartime Broadcasting Service. This country has been attacked with nuclear weapons. Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known. We shall bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, stay tuned to this wavelength, stay calm and stay in your own homes.
Remember there is nothing...
Say this slow, “God I need you and I love you.”...
[Trigger Warning: Abuse] →
drdonnaatx:
When I was 19, I married my high school sweetheart. He had never hit me in anyway. Never had yelled at me. He was in the Navy and we moved nearly 1000 miles away from home. We had been married one week when he first slapped me. I forgave him. We had been married about a year when he first punched me in the stomach. I forgave him. After about a year and a half it became common for him...
baby-im-your-blonde:
“When you’re dealing with children, they will piss in your bed.”-Raja
